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How Open Salon Cured My Mid-Life Crisis


DECEMBER 30, 2008 8:33AM

How Open Salon Cured My Mid-Life Crisis

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It hit me like a freight train; this feeling that half of my life was over and I still had not accomplished even a fraction of what I’d hoped.  Inadequacy plagued me constantly, exacerbated by accomplished friends from my past finding me online.  Their successes made my own life feel like one big failure and I grew more despondent as each day ticked by.  My husband kept asking what would make me feel better, as if traditional methods of dealing with a mid-life crisis would help:  A sports car?  A vacation?  What?

I didn’t want any of those things.  I wanted to write and have people read it. I’d been writing for myself since I first learned how in second grade.  I wrote my way through disappointments; I wrote my way through loneliness; and I wrote my way through a life spent working at jobs I hated.  I wrote the best business letters I could.  I overdocumented files, just so I could write more.  I sent much-too-lengthy emails to friends.  I had so many words, but no proper place to put them.

I’d had a few articles published but instead of feeling satisfying, it felt hollow. I had no way of knowing if anyone had read them.  There was no interaction with the reader.  It didn’t feel any different than the writing I’d done for myself.  I prayed for an opportunity to do what I loved.  Please, I begged of God.  Just give me a chance.  I want to be able to write.  I’ll do what I need to do to make it work.

One day in September, I felt especially tortured by being a person in love with words forced to be a person making a living by working with numbers.  I decided to stalk my favorite author, Anne Lamott, for awhile on Salon.  Maybe if I hung out where she hangs out, I could learn to write like she writes, the world would love me, and I could finally do what I’ve always wanted to do. Write.  As I searched for Anne’s essays, a little blue box with an “S” in it popped up, inviting me to “make the headlines” on Open Salon. 

I’m a big believer in listening to my instinct.  Ever since I was 12 years old and saw a suspicious car sitting in front of our next door neighbor’s house as we left to get a pizza, then coming home to find that our house had been robbed, I’ve learned to not second guess those little nudges, those calls to action, that I get from time to time.  Inspired action has always served me well.

As I explored Open Salon, my initial reaction was that I felt completely at home.  I read a few posts.  Wow!  These are smart, funny people; people who write.  The nagging-mama voice inside my head commanded, “Join NOW.”  I brushed it off:  I’ll do it later.   Nagging-mama voice wasn’t giving up so easily: Do it NOW!”  It felt as if someone had shaken me by the shoulder.  I completed the Open Salon registration, figuring that was enough for one day. It wasn’t.  Post something.”  Post something?  I don’t have anything to post. Besides, who would want to read it?  Post something from your old blog.”  OK, OK, easy enough.  I transferred a post from an old, ignored blog.  It was a short piece, but it was a start.

I didn’t expect it, but then something magical happened.  Within 4 minutes, I had 3 ratings and 3 comments.  Oh my gosh, people are actually reading this! They’re reading my writing!  LT Bohica left the first comment, followed bybuckeyedoc, Julie Delio, Liz Emrich, and lpsrocks.  I don’t know if they were assigned to be a welcome wagon for clueless newbies like myself, or if my first post just happened to hit the feed at a lucky time, but I will always be especially grateful to them for their comments.  They gave me the encouragement that I needed but hadn’t been able to find.

The very next day, an old boyfriend looked me up on Facebook, causing me just enough angst to write my second blog entry.  The Universe must have been waiting for me to finally get it together and write because everything seemed to line up perfectly.  This piece received an Editor’s Pick and a spot on the cover which lead to even more readers and comments. Now I was hopelessly hooked.  I’d found a place where I could write and people would actually read it.  Nothing could make me happier.

People on Open Salon always say that they don’t care about the Editor’s Picks or being on the cover; they write for themselves.  Not me!  I was ecstatic to see that first Editor’s Pick and subsequent ones still give me an enormous thrill. I’d spent my entire life writing for myself and I’m extremely grateful for the chance to now write for an audience.  Every rating and every comment means that maybe, just maybe, I’ve made a connection with someone. 

So here I am, three months later, shamelessly addicted to Open Salon.  I steal peeks at it during the day when I should be working, the house has more dustbunnies than I should probably admit, the laundry piles are taller than my third-born, and I’ve given up an obscene amount of sleep.  In exchange, though, I’ve read stories that have broken my heart and stories that have made me think in new ways.  I’ve seen photos so beautiful that they’ve made me long for photography lessons.  I’ve seen art so inspiring that I’ve felt my mood change simply by viewing it.  I’ve met many witty, warm, intelligent people who’ve made me cry, and others who’ve made me laugh until my coffee came out my nose.  Open Salon has become my community, my recreation, and my passion.  It’s made me feel better about myself by giving me a place to do what I love.  I don’t need a sports car or a young lover or an exotic vacation because Open Salon has cured my mid-life crisis.

Now can anything be done about this middle-aged spread?



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Now can anything be done about this middle-aged spread?

Maybe that's your next post?
Ron - Actually, it IS going to be something along those lines!
And it was a lot cheaper than a sports car!
OTN - You're right! I'll remind my husband of that when he complains about the lack of clean underwear.

Umbrella - Yeah, it's a pretty sweet playground here. Thank you :)
Lisa:

Speak for yourself. I still need a vacation, and I wouldn't turn away the sportscar either. ;)

Seriously, don't be hard on yourself about what you haven't accomplished. I figure I spent the first third of my life growing up, the second third raising my children, and now this last third (assuming I live to 75 or so) is about my contributions to the world. It's amazing how much easier that becomes without a house full of kids. If OS gives you confidence and valuable feedback, so much the better!
Just keep patting that tummy!
Yes, know exactly what you mean. readers. intelligent readers.
Lonnie, O'Kathryn and I discussed this when we met for lunch. Of how we would force our writing on those in our lives and they would hand it back and say:
"That's nice."
Lisa, I'm glad I read your first post and commented. You are a wonderful addition to this crazy little town called Open Salon. Anne Lamott was one of the reasons I loved salon.com as soon as I read her. She speaks to me in a way that I can't put a finger on, but I think if we ever met for a cup of coffee we'd end up being really good friends -- just like if you and I met.

Re the middle-aged spread, months ago someone on here showed a rig they have where they can prop their laptop on the top of their treadmill. You might want to search for that. :)

J.
From another "shamelessly addicted" OS'r: right on!
OS: The Cure!
I understand completely.
Anyone who's crazy about Anne Lamott is A o.k. in my book. As the English say "carry on!"
As for the middle aged spread: who needs boyish hips when you are over 30. A little back looks especially sensual when it fills out a dress.
Really great post, particularly your feelings about the "others," meaning everyone who doesn't get writing. I hand someone a piece I think they might like and they look at me as if I'd handed them a pair of socks and said "Look how white I got them." They don't mean to hurt us, they just aren't like us and don't get it. My wife came home yesterday to find me particularly ecstatic. "Joan Walsh read my story! Look she left a comment!" Do I have to tell you what came next?

"Who's Joan Walsh?"
High Lonesome - On second thought, the vacation *would* be nice. I'll have to start moping around again. I like your idea of looking at life in thirds. I still have kids at home but it makes me feel as if it really isn't too late "to be what I might have been." Thank you!

O'Steph - Ugh - yes! The dreaded "that's nice." I think that's why I tend to feel that people in my real life don't quite "get" me. Writing is a huge part of who I am.

Julie - I would love to be able to share a cup of coffee and a good long chat with you. I'm going to go look up what state you're in. I know the treadmill post! It was Jodi's. Now all I've got to do is clear mine off and I'm in business. Meh. I'll think about that on Thursday.
Ardee - Yep! You get it. :)

O'Kathryn - OS is a cure for many ills, I've learned.

Warriorsaint - Anne fans unite! I hear you a little "back" filling out a dress, but I'm living for a time when a little "front" is sexy. Until then, I'd better dust off the old treadmill.

Jimmy - I like your analogy about people looking at us as if we've handed them a pair of socks. That's what it feels like. At least here, we can all ooh and ahh over each other's "socks" because we understand. Shh - don't tell, but I'd be over the moon if Joan were to comment - or even rate - on one of my pieces. She's one of my heroes. So far, nothing, though. :(
Everyone should have a mid-life crises like yours. Thanks for a well-written post.
Those that claim they only write for themselves are big fat liars.

We all want to be editor's picks, otherwise we'd write in little diaries and lock them up!

Great post!
It IS like a very good drug with very few side effects, isn't it? :-)
Scared Grandma - :)

JoanK - At least it was a cheap fix! Thank you for your kind comment.

Leeandra - I agree. If we didn't want to be read, we'd still be hiding that diary under our beds. Thank you for stopping by.

Verbal - Indeed! The very best kind of drug. No black box warnings needed.
Great post, Lisa! OS came along at a really good time for me too. I'll never forget posting my first piece, in May. When I checked in the next day it was on the cover! an Editor's Pick! and people had commented! It was better than Christmas (really, it was). Within a few weeks it was a full blown addiction, and my head was full of conversations with people I didn't really know ;) I wrote a little something about it here. (And I learned how to do hyperlinks, too! thanks to Rob.) Anyway, glad you're here, keep writing!
I truly wish I'd clicked on OS in September but I am very glad to be here now. And I feel much the same way you do, Lisa. Re the addiction: mine is already full-blown. rated
Lisa, I read you all the time -- and rate you too! You just miss my little blip on the activity feed. Great piece.

Jimmy, that's funny about your wife. But tell her the squirrel's MOM knows who I am, and can also take me, according to the squirrel, anyway.
I totally agree. This place is therapy for the writers soul. When I get comments I feel like I'm having coffee with you guys. It feels way more intimate than a computer screen.
Donna - You are so right! I read your post from August and was nodding my head in agreement. I know I must be annoying with all of my "there's this person on Open Salon..." talk.

Emma - It doesn't take long, does it?

Joan - OH MY GOSH. It's really you! Joan Walsh reads my stuff! Excuse the teenybopper reaction, but you've made my day. Thank you for leaving a comment! (Don't tell the squirrel, but my bets are on you being able to take his mom.)

Jess - I like that image of having coffee with all of you. It's a special place indeed.
Lisa, I am so glad you're here, and you're one of the reasons I am glad I am here too.
Liz - YAY! You're back! I hope you enjoyed your break. I'm sending you a message. Thank you for your very, very kind comment. It means a lot. XOXO
Lisa: I absolutely LOVE your enthusiasm. And am sure that I share it because OS has become so much more than I ever expected it to be.

You write extremely well and with clear honesty that is very refreshing. You are an important and positive influence on me, and, now that I know that you and your soulmate share an anniversary date with my birthday anniversary, what's not to like?

Blessings, lady, you get them and give them every day.

Monte
Monte - You are so sweet. I don't deserve such kindness, but thank you anyway. :) Are you still in Myrtle Beach or are you and Sue home now?
We are leaving Myrtle tomorrow, but the Lord only knows when. I am my usual night owl self and will be up til 2 am and Sue, who does most of the driving, and normally is asleep by 10 pm is still up and determined to finish some novel she started this morning.

That woman loves to read and has little time for it. So, with luck we'll be out of here by the time they come to kick us out at 11 am. We plan on taking a day and a half getting back anyway, so it doesn't matter all that much. We have had a good time, quiet, reading, watching some TV, more reading and Sue walking on the beach a lot.

The wi fi here isn't working but I am able to log into the feed from a place down the block. It is a slow weak connection that sometimes times out, but it does work, mostly.

The oceanfront efficiency turned out to be good and I have spent some time on the balcony just watching the ocean and listening to the surf.

Monte
Monte - Have a safe trip back. Watch out for the New Year's Eve partiers on the roads (hopefully you're not driving at night.) See you when you get back!
Lisa! I saw the title of this post yesterday, and immediately thought "Yes!", but didn't have a chance to stop and read. Reading it today gave me goosebumps. I relate to so many of your feelings here. I love my life and my family, but those voices of inadequacy and failure can be pretty loud, particularly when you see friends coming into their own as doctors or professors. I was also drawn into OS by Anne Lamott's posts, but I hesitated, and joined the eve. of the election. I immediately felt at home as well, and told my husband "I think I found my peeps!" I feel more sure of that each day :) Looking forward, as always, to more of your posts!
Dustbowldiva - Thank you for your wonderful comment! I love how you told your husband that you thought you'd found your peeps. That's exactly how I feel; I finally get to hang out with people who understand, not only me, but the need to write and create. I'm thinking of changing my title to include Anne Lamott. :)
You have expressed so many of my feelings in this well written post. The addiction factor is one part of this. I am thinking next year I will have to write, " I'll trade you my Christmas Tree for an Editor's Pick" :-) Your son has quite a talent as well- OS: a cure for teenage angst and middle-aged spread...
M B - Thanks for the compliments. I double-dog-dare you to write that piece about trading your Christmas tree for an Editor's Pick. Cocaine is temporary; EPs are forever, right? Thanks for the nice words about my son, too. :)
I second the addiction factor... and the feeling of having found a home. Yes yes yes... can one have a mid life crisis before mid life? :)
sciencechick - Sure. You can have a mid-life crisis without being in mid-life. I won't tell anyone. Thanks for making me feel better about my OS problem...
" I wanted to write and have people read it. "

Is it something about March 28th? We share a birthday. And I have spoken, written, those self same words multiple times. A voice, I craved a voice. Things held within bubbling to get out.

I came late to writing. Words, phrases, poetry, music, lyrics, rattling through my head while driving to or from, and never written down. Lost and unrecoverable a day or a week later.

And then the computer broke and my daughter went off to college. I fixed the circuit board and replaced the power supply, resoldered a few things, bought and install some more memory, cleaned out the fan and cooling fins, and it worked just fine again. Drat! Nope, clogged with spyware, programs, and PORNO?. My daughter? Okay well, she is of age,, and I began to learn about programs and cut and paste, and began learning to type.

Think about that one. Business was just bids, proposals, billings, dust dry stuff accomplished with two fingers. And I began to write.

I still only write down a small portion of what rattles through what passes (at times) for my brain, but the really good ones, where BOTH neurons, or maybe my total male allotment of THREE neurons focus. Ah! Wonderful time spent! So completely lost that something comes out sometimes on a first draft. Surprise at where the last two hours have gone.

And then a friend tells me of his news list of Slate, Salon, Drudge, and like you, one reaches out and grabs me, Open Salon.

A bit long on the comment, I apologize, but the experience, the parallels were just not ignorable.

Dean
You are part of the small town feel here. I mean that in the best way. You are aware of the people around you, the motivations, and their needs. Wish the world had more of you.
Dean - not too long at all! First, I'm thrilled to meet someone who shares my birthday. As you've found, these words NEED to get out, but it's so much better for all concerned when they can get out in a place where they can be read, enjoyed, argued about, and understood. By the way, your day job sounds like you might be a contractor like my husband. Very different work from writing indeed! Thank you for stopping by and for taking the time to leave such a meaningful comment.

hyblaean - I adore you. You always seem to know the perfect thing to say, just when a person needs to here it. INFJs unite! Thank you very much for your kind words.

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